Looking To Use One Of Those Recumbent Trikes

By Frances Parker


While they are not exactly all that common, they also are not that rare. They are probably already everywhere and you can purchase one of them through inline means if you are so desperate o buy one. And buy one if you must because they are awesome to have. If you are the type to want to triking and laying down al the while. Go ahead and buy one of those Recumbent Trikes.

Did you know that you could not pedal to the medal while lying down? Is that not the greatest thing to have ever graced the lazy ears of us lazy people? What next? Are they going to invent the car that drives open its own without us having to drive it ourselves?

But then again we are really lazy bunches of garbage people so we most likely will be okay with all of that. To not be moving that much while pretending to exercise on a bike? Hot damn, it sounds like, a fun time.

The ones who do not move at all when they walk and just let the things carrying them do all the work? while that sounds amazing in theory but kind of seem really bad in practice when you really get into it. To not move around and practice all of the muscles we are born with? That is just asking for our muscles to disappear.

We sure it might be possible since it will be just the legs that will be doing all the hard work for us. Could you imagine all of the dumb adults who got drunk and would play around with this? How much do you want to bet that they will probably end up in a ditch by the time the night ends?

And it will certainly be entertaining to see a bunch of adults racing along the road in their trike like that. It sounds like an event that would be on Twitter for a long time too. And people will bound to make memes about it because that is what internet people do with their spare time. And as fun as that sounds, it does make the internet people seem a little pathetic.

To let consumerism taker over and let us be puppets to all of their shenanigans. But since we are human and we tend to gravitate towards what we think is interesting, a natural creature that has curiosity down to a fault, we let our ourselves become their puppets anyway. Like, who would NOT purchase a cheap burger if it was being advertised by McDonalds in your face?

Yes, we know who you are, memers and social justice warriors. Even if you have that much power online, know that you are nothing in real life. Use your power online for something good instead of just complaining all the time.

And anyway, they are made for adults mostly, those that probably cannot be bothered to go to regular bicycle races and have a need for exercise. Particularly the ones that are told they need it but have some kind of back issue to worry about.




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